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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 05:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why does it seem that Quora's "moderators" base their moderations on personal beliefs and views by deleting answers that are only violating their personal feelings?

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is treasury?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO